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Thursday, February 26, 2009

A giggle for the evening

Well I took the evening off to spend it with hubby and while reading my emails I came upon this from the other day...You may recall, I get Mountain Wings daily...

All I Need is a Miracle
A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a
genie's lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it. Lo-and-behold a
genie appeared. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes.
The Genie said, "Nope. Due to inflation, constant downsizing,
low wages in third-world countries and fierce global
competition, I can only grant you one wish. So, what'll it be?
"The woman didn't hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the
Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop
fighting with each other."The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed,
"Gadzooks, lady!These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm
good, but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make
another wish."The woman thought for a minute. She said, "Well, I've been
trying to find the right husband. You know, one that's
considerate and fun, likes to cook and helps with thehouse
cleaning, has a great sense of humor and gets along with
my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, rich, super
handsome, a great lover and is completely faithful and won't
even think about another woman. That's what I wish for. A good
mate."The Genie let out a long sigh and said,"Let me see that map again."

Have a good evening I am gonna try to tat I havent been able to much. I go to work at 8 come home at 3:30 get supper and then by 4 or 4:40 am back to work until 8 or 9... Its crazy but I like it on my paycheck and I even got a small raise the other day too... I was happy and shocked :)


battatter said...

haha... it is funny 'cos it's TRUE! I liked the giggle of the day, it worked on me!

❦TattingChic said...

That is a cute joke.
Your work schedule sounds crazy! I would be so exhausted!!!